News reaches me of a call centre (who shall remain nameless) that has just built a shiny new cafe area for the staff. No more vending machines, no more mouldy sandwiches. Proper coffee, with proper milk, in proper cups.
The staff are in revolt
As you can imagine, they are not allowed to take hot drinks to their desks, so have to make sure they down their new found luxury in the breakout area.
Problem is, the coffee is now so hot they can’t drink it within their 15 minute break, so mayhem has erupted.
Who’d be a call centre manager!